What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 03:27

A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”